Canned Guitar Picks
When the end of the world comes, guitar picks will likely become the default currency. Those with a pantry stocked with canned picks will rule the earth. Be sure to be prepared with Whipping Post Brand Canned Picks. 20 to a can. 1mm in thickness.
In all seriousness, this was fun little stocking stuffer I worked on with graphic designer Brady Clark. These picks are canned by a sardine cannery up in Maine. To my knowledge, the first time guitar picks have been canned.